‘VIEWS FROM A BURNING WINDMILL: THE LAST STAR FIGHTER The online movie watching diary/review roundup of LA FRANKENSTEIN. Follow my cinematic journey from the glimmering towers
Author: L.A. Frankenstein
Guurrr! Frankenstein amalgamated corpse monster living in Southern California trying to survive angry torch bearing villagers that make up movie industry! Looking to eventually settle down with skunk-haired starlet in nice flaming windmill outside Barstow. Oh, also blog sometimes and have many "frank" opinions on movies and such.
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‘VIEWS FROM A BURNING WINDMILL The online movie watching diary/review roundup of LA FRANKENSTEIN. Follow my cinematic journey from the glimmering towers of Hollywood’s greatest
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by L.A Frankenstein IRON MAN, PROBLEM SOLVER! I humbly submit this image as a metaphor for the box office of Summer 2013… Genius, Billionaire, Playboy,
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Then The Dog Pissed Fire – Friday the 13th
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THEN THE DOG PISSED FIRE… A Nightmare on Elm Street Yeah, you read the title right. I’ve got a gold puzzle box for whoever knows
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ONE PANEL WONDERS – SUPERMAN’S INTERDIMENSIONAL SHIFT
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REMAKE SHMEE-SHMAKE – TOTAL RECALL
The theatrical box office (especially on a film’s opening weekend) is like Hollywood’s voting booth. When you buy a ticket for a remake of a
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